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May 3, 2025




In the shadowed sand of the Gerudo Wastes,
Where moonlight wanes and silence tastes,
A whisper rides on Deku breeze—
Of cursed basslines bound to seize.
Where moonlight wanes and silence tastes,
A whisper rides on Deku breeze—
Of cursed basslines bound to seize.
From East Idaho's mist-veiled glen,
Ride six dark sages, not quite men.
With relics forged from sacred tech,
They seek to raise Ganon from his wreck.
Ride six dark sages, not quite men.
With relics forged from sacred tech,
They seek to raise Ganon from his wreck.
At Misfitz hall in Pocatell’
Where darkness stirs and rhythms swell,
Upon the night of May the Third,
A mighty roar shall then be heard.
Where darkness stirs and rhythms swell,
Upon the night of May the Third,
A mighty roar shall then be heard.


While drops from ancient decks are flung.

With subs that shake the Kokiri’s feet.

Calling storms before the moon.

Summons echoes from below.

With wubs that put the ReDeads to shame.

Spins chaos straight from the crimson sky.
They gather 'neath the Triforce mark,
In Power’s name, to wake the dark.
No Hero's Blade to stop the rise,
Only bass to crack the twilight skies.
In Power’s name, to wake the dark.
No Hero's Blade to stop the rise,
Only bass to crack the twilight skies.

(That’s $10 presale—don’t be late).

So book before the tale is told.
Atlantic Progression lends its seal,
And IdaHeathen hypes the deal.
So gather, Hylians, brave and bold—
Before this tale grows dark and cold.
And IdaHeathen hypes the deal.
So gather, Hylians, brave and bold—
Before this tale grows dark and cold.
Triforce: The Fist of Power calls—
Let bass be born and kingdoms fall.
117 South Main's the shrine—
Where Hyrule meets the bassline spine.
Let bass be born and kingdoms fall.
117 South Main's the shrine—
Where Hyrule meets the bassline spine.
Will you stand or will you rave?
Will you cheer or will you cave?
The Gerudo Moon begins to glow...
Come see if Ganon wakes below.
Will you cheer or will you cave?
The Gerudo Moon begins to glow...
Come see if Ganon wakes below.
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